This book was written for all you adventurers who like to dig around your backyards and dream of one day finding great treasures. Whenever you go out on a treasure hunt, be sure to take with you; your climbing gear, a pair of sturdy boots, a shovel, clean underwear and socks, and some Drudanae. The Drudanae must be kept in a dry container so it can be applied in the desperate conditions. Also, if you see a goblin shaman, call it an ass-rashed totem fornicator. It's fun - you'll see!